Corn-fed Kansas cutie-pie Michelle Evans first showed up to shed some threads in the 1987 British drama Indian Summer, which helped to make a rather dry movie a whole lot more lovable. (Note: Though it shares the same name, don’t mistake this Indian Summer with the 1993 American comedy of the same name. The UK movie has the bare bazooms of Ms. Evans, while the U.S. one features the perky pouchdom of Kimberly Williams. Following her dangling debut, Michelle moved on to low-budget horror fare (Doppelganger 1989), family television (Great Britain’s Five Children and It), straightforward mystery material (The Mystery of Edwin Drood 1993) and she even popped up as Jean’s Wife in Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan (1998). Unfortunately Michelle’s privates were not addressed in any way. Although Ms. Evans’s last paying gig came as Woman #1 in Brigham City (2001) and despite the fact that the lovely lass has been a little bit on the skingy side, you just know we’re keeping our pencils sharpened for Michelle’s next role!